Chicken McNugget
Birth name: Hanshen Sudderuddin
Also known as: HS
Most often found: Suffering remorse from not buying coveted objects. Looking for outlandish hats. Navigating his way through perilously winding streets. Eating shawarma.
Catchphrase: "Ahhhh, the blessid Salon de Comares, Hall of Comares!"
Shifty Nugget
Birth name: Shuli Sudderuddin
Also known as: Me
Most often found: Licking monuments. Making phone recordings of strange European noises. Threatening to kick pigeons.
Catchphrase: "Oh, LAWDH!"
Shrimp Nugget
Birth name*: Marium Zafar
Also known as: MB
Most often found: Eyeing pretty things and not buying them. Wearing shiny silk harem pants. Tight-smacking other cousins. Wearing new accessories every day.
Catchphrase: "BURRRRRN!"
Rooster Nugget
Birth name*: Sara Ahmad
Also known as: Saa
Most often found: Running around the Spanish streets in her gardening hat. Buying pottery. Getting temporarily lost**.
Catchphrase: "You guys are SILLY!"
*Unless there are some birth names I don't know about?
** But getting permanently found
i thought my catch phrase would be: "don't disturb me!" or something
ReplyDeletehaha. dont distuuuuub me. such an angry asian.
ReplyDeleteHahahahha oh yes!!! Of course! Don't DISTUUUHHHHB me! But the truth of the matter is, you only said it once, while you said "Ahhhh etc etc" many more times.
ReplyDeleteI'm on the ball, people.